Sausage gigs in 2003
| Jan | 14th | Vinopolis | |
| Feb | 1st | Ski Expo Munich | GERMANY |
| Feb | 2nd | Ski Expo Munich | GERMANY |
| Feb | 3rd | Ski Expo Munich | GERMANY |
| Feb | 8th | Chiswick | |
| Feb | 10th | Gouldens | |
| Apr | 5th | Horsham | |
| Apr | 5th | Chiswick | |
| Apr | 6th | Chiswick | |
| Apr | 10th | Blenheim Palace | |
| Apr | 13th | Hope Benefit | |
| Apr | 23rd | Cardiff | |
| Apr | 25th | Bergamo | ITALY |
| Apr | 26th | Bergamo | ITALY |
| Apr | 27th | Bergamo | ITALY |
| May | 5th | Richmond pk | |
| May | 10th | Delphina | London |
| May | 18th | Belsize Pk | |
| May | 31st | Bisham Abbey | |
| June | 4th | Pennibili | ITALY |
| June | 5th | Pennibili | ITALY |
| June | 6th | Pennibili | ITALY |
| June | 7th | Pennibili | ITALY |
| June | 8th | Pennibili | ITALY |
| June | 10th | Milano | ITALY |
| June | 11th | Milano | ITALY |
| June | 12th | Novara | ITALY |
| June | 13th | Novara | ITALY |
| June | 14th | Novara | ITALY |
| June | 15th | Novara | ITALY |
| June | 20th | National Theatre | London |
| June | 21st | Hastings | |
| June | 27,29th | Glastonbury Festival | |
| July | 2nd | National Portrait gallery | |
| July | 4th | Acton | |
| July | 5th | Isle of Wight | |
| July | 5th | Sussex wedding | |
| July | 9th | Dulwich Village | |
| July | 12th | Wedding | Watford |
| July | 18th | Oxford | |
| July | 19th | Landmark arts centre | |
| July | 23rd | Gouldens | |
| July | 26th | Stroud | |
| July | 30th | Trafalgar Sq | |
| Aug | 1st | Herne Bay | Kent |
| Aug | 2nd | Wedding | St Albans |
| Aug | 8th | Wedding | Hastings |
| Aug | 9th,10th | Ross on Wye Festival | |
| Aug | 9th | Stratford | |
| Aug | 17th | Isle of Wight | |
| Aug | 22nd | Old Bailey | |
| Aug | 23rd | Newbury | |
| Aug | 25 | Ferrara Buskers Festival | ITALY |
| Aug | 26th | Ferrara Buskers Festival | ITALY |
| Aug | 27th | Ferrara Buskers Festival | ITALY |
| Aug | 28th | Ferrara Buskers Festival | ITALY |
| Aug | 29th | Ferrara Buskers Festival | ITALY |
| Aug | 30th | Ferrara Buskers Festival | ITALY |
| Aug | 31st | Ferrara Buskers Festival | ITALY |
| Sept | 5th | Lugano | SWITZERLAND |
| Sept | 6th | Lugano | SWITZERLAND |
| Sept | 7th | Castellaro | ITALY |
| Sept | 8th | Castellaro | ITALY |
| Sept | 8th | Milano | ITALY |
| Sept | 13th | Harringay | |
| Sept | 14th | Braintree | |
| Sept | 17th | Leeds Castle | |
| Sept | 21st | Herts | |
| Sept | 27th | Coin St | London |
| Sept | 27th | Cafe Royale | |
| Sept | 28th | Coin St | London |
| Oct | 9th | Manchester | |
| Oct | 11th | Lincoln | |
| Oct | 12th | Wedding | Nottingham |
| Oct | 17th | Harrogate | |
| Oct | 25th | Highgate Golf Club | |
| Nov | 1st | Stroud | |
| Nov | 2nd | The Bell | Bath |
| Nov | 8th | Party | Dulwich |
| Dec | 4th | Ultimate | Chelsea |
| Dec | 8th | The Globe | |
| Dec | 11th | Birmingham | |
| Dec | 13th | Grovenor place | |
| Dec | 14th | Glenn Tilbrooks party | |
| Dec | 18th | Propero |